Pop up from the pulpit or Osama bin sown

Pop up from the pulpit or Osama bin sown   This could happen the next time you fly. It could happen the next time you open a letter. This could happen the next time you're at a ball game. It could also happen the next time you check your e-mail in box. The threat of an enemy attack is imminent. It 's just to get a good Christian Coalition to help us in our fight against evil. Perhaps not aware that the lobby in favor of such a group of families has also been a strong ally in the homeland security front. As I said in a 10 / 8 PR Week story, a pop-up advertisements that appear on the website of the organization recently read, "The tragic terrorist attacks are driving home a very painful lesson for all Americans. We must make our priorities to protect our cities and towns of a treacherous enemy. "The problem is that the CC of the idea of an enemy is not necessarily what you might expect. It is not terrorism, or Osama bin Laden or any of the evil of the day. E 'poography. Yes, as the user of a site before you discover the "insidious enemy" is "the images of naked people on the web," according to the PR Week piece (Pop-up bad poo rant submitted). A visit to the group to combat the scourge of web sanctuary Lowbrow Lowdown flunkeys clear that the pop-up and the copy does not attract visitors to the site through misleading text (also a common practice for poography pushers). Instead, he says, "Special Report: How Poography is attacking our family (click for details.)" Sure, at first glance, Pat Robertson and his flock seems to have gone un po 'di mare with pop-up ads . But maybe, just maybe, something where you are. Perhaps there is a direct correlation between the evils of poography and lascivious promote lifestyles that terrorism enshrined Taliban. Think about this: the joualists and crew say Osama lives in caves, but caves. Burrows are happy. When the media to say that these are the training camps of al Qaeda teach troops fire Stinger missiles, do not be fooled. The term "stinger missile" is a euphemism for the most powerful weapon of all: the love gun, people, penis! As for the women of Afghanistan who shroud themselves from head to toe burka, you know what all that was hidden under the clothes? Nothing - I did! The prostitutes are naked under there! And the supreme leader Mullah Mohammed Omar, told me that the loss of one eye after being hit by shrapnel Soviet Union is a mistake! We all know that in reality the reason was blind. You guessed it: too much masturbation? So perhaps if the govement U. S. funnels funds unless the military operations and so-called "national security" and more money in the war against poography, it can be truly rid the world of evil. Of course, the publication of the Ten Commandments in the Supreme Court did not hurt or cameras. But that's not all! For more humor, reflection and commentary with bite ad marketing, visit